Sunday, June 5, 2011

I Love Sarah Palin!

Compare this...

"He who warned the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms by ringing those bells, and makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."

To this...

"I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for our children."

And Kate still can't find anything to blog about?
Damn, that's funny!


Dee said...

I think the second one, is Sarah years ago. ( I know, this one WAS a beauty queen) But some things never grow old, they just get funnier.

jaci said...

I, um, like, am speechless, you know?

But I have my goddamn guns and you better not mess with me. Or whoever it was who, like, rang the bell or whatever to warn people the British were coming.

(Thanks for the laughs)

Casey said...

Do you suppose she suffered a head injury? Too long in the birth canal? I just can't fathom how someone missed all those episodes of "Schoolhouse Rock" that explained it so clearly.

(My word verification on this post is "dinglog." That's kind of appropriate.)

Jodi said...

Jaci, I know just what you mean.

Possible brain injury. The Cliff Claven in me says that too long in the birth canal would elongate the head possibly making more room for the brain, probably making such a person more intelligent.

I wish just once, she'd say, "You know, I really don't know much about that subject" rather than making up shit that makes her sound stupid.

And, I've decided that I'm not going to vote for anyone next year that doesn't speak proper English. Our Governor pronounces "Pocatello" as "Pocatella" - where does he see an A at the end of that word? And a past Representative pronounced "Washington" as "WaRshington." WTF? o wonder everyone thinks Idaho is filled with hillbillies.

kate said...

Hahahahaahahhaaa!!! She is the poster child for education reform. I mean, doesn't she at least have a team of people who can, on the bus before she arrives somewhere, give her the Cliff Notes version of the place??

Or she would be so much more endearing if she'd just laugh and say "I'm embarrassed to admit that I don't really know what Paul Revere did!"

Jeezus. It's mindblowing that that ANYONE thinks she is capable of leading this country.

Jessica said...

Hey Jodi,

Have you heard of Project 60 where China will be buying 50 square miles of land south of Boise to create a self-contained city with Chinese businesses, employees, etc.? I just heard about this and had no idea that Butch Otter and the Idaho government were amenable to letting a foreign nation set-up/buy part of our country. Let me know if you've heard anything.