Mom and I were on our way to a Turner family picnic tonight - driving in her Caddy. She's a beautiful red caddy and mom keeps her spic and span. Until now...
We were driving over the hill when all of a sudden my dear, sweet seventy-something, extremely classy mother excitedly announces, "Oh look, I almost forgot to show you, a bird crapped a fish on my windshield!"
"OH. MY. GOD!"
"You know I can't wash my car now."
"Well, what if you forget and turn your windshield wipers on?"
"I'll have a little awning built for it. Or an umbrella."
"Nope, that won't work. You're going to have to get some of that clear packing tape and put over it and seal it real good around the edges."
"Ok, that'll work."
We then decided it was too bad the bird didn't crap The Virgin Mary or Mickey Mouse. Mom would be rich right now...
11 comments:
OMG ------ I Can't believe how perfect that came out in the picture. Its great !
That is hysterical! There's some untapped talent in that thar bird!
I know mom! I'm thinking I'll have one framed for your birthday that's coming up - just in case you accidently forget and turn on the wipers - or it rains.
Jaci, isn't it just amazing at how easily we're entertained as we get older!
If it would crap a Jesus look alike you could be on the Today show! The fish is for sure "special" tho.And I'm sure it looks great on the red car.
oops, that's me up thar!
I know Sheri, my first thought was "too bad Jay Leno doesn't know about this!"
ok, I'm counting on that picture for my birthday ! I'm thinking I'll drive to Channel 7 and show them. Too bad there isn't some action----we'd get it on YouTube.
I just realized it looks just like a cichlid that we used to have in our tank.
Ha!! It looks like a puffer-fish! That's frickin' AWESOME!!
Monday A M----Can't drive today---it is going to ---- gasp------RAIN.
I think you should poll your neighbors. I think what you have there is a very talented bird. Perhaps your neighbors have been graced with an owl...a starfish...a herd of water buffalo, or even jeebus on their windsheilds. I just don't think there was anything "random" about this.
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