Yesterday...
I was in my bathroom putting on makeup. I've got this handy-dandy stuff I put on for "deep wrinkles". Adam, my dear-sweet-wonderful-smart-ass-14-year-old walked in and asked "What's that?""It's deep wrinkle cream to keep my wrinkles from getting worse."
Without blinking he replied "You should have started using that a LONG time ago."
I hope he lives to be 15...
9 comments:
LMAO!!! <-- that means 'laugh my ass off', mom.
I know what that means you idjit!
I don't know what's funnier: you and Jacki or Adam. But he did try warning you a long time ago: remember when he told you that you had "moldy old skin"? Frankly, I'm surprised he lived to see 14.
Gee, Jacki, even I knew what that meant. You girls can stop treating anyone over 50 as senile now ! cuz we isn't. A little forgetful at times, with "moldy old skin" but there are some profound thoughts every once in awhile ! I forget now what my last one was.
Uh, when you hurt Adam, can I watch?
Yea, he started called me "old and moldy" about 10 years ago. Elmer and I never should have reproduced...
I think you have nice wrinkles
Ohhhh, if anonymous is Elmer, then that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
I agree with anonymous. I'll take wrinkles over botoxed, frankensteinish faces anyday.
Haha! Im also LMAO! Thats good stuff!!
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