Thursday, October 23, 2008

Andy Rooney's Thoughts On Women Over 40...

My sister sent me the following and since I'm over 40 (or 50), I love it!


As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

6 comments:

Dee said...

Atta boy , Andy ! You are a wise old dog and I like everything you had to say ! And, yes, more and more women know they don't need to "Buy the pig " !
After all, David can't be cloned !
And could the world handle more than one of Elmer ?

kate said...

Nnnnooooooooooooooo!!! One Elmer is MORE than enough.

Blank Girl said...

Ahh ha ha ha!!

Marriage is kind of a silly institution, I don't know why we all fall into it. Even though I'm happily married, it didn't change anything for me except my name and I think that's a good thing. So many women my age see marriage as a way to fulfill a dream and therefore to "get" something out it. But it's not what you get out of it, it's what you put in!

jpogue said...

Excellent thought Heather!

dadintheheadlights said...

This guy has got a healthy dose of wisdom. He's dead on with this.

jpogue said...

I SO agree!