My sisters are coming to town in a few weeks. We have a little secret...
We're each going to get our noses pierced. Not big, ugly, gaudy, things. Just dainty, pretty little things - like this...
Mom doesn't want us to. She thinks we'll be scarred for life. She thinks we're gonna look like this...
But evidently, SOMEBODY has a
So now mom looks like this...
16 comments:
Well, duh! You just told her in yer damn blog!!! And yer the one sayin' "Don't tell Mom! She'll freak out!" You really CAN'T keep a secret, can you?
Well, I guess Mom will just have to go WITH us and get her nose pierced too!
EXCUSE ME! Big mouth KATE told her! Now, apologize to your sweet sister (me).
Im with gramma on this one mom... sorry
KATE! LOUD MOUTH!!!
Jacki!!! You just hush!!!
Kate told Mom so that she wouldn't HAVE to chicken out.
Bock, bock, boooooock!!!!
I AM NOT CHICKENING OUT. THIS WHOLE THING WAS MY IDEA, FOOLS!!! I'm doing it with or without you.
What happened was that I said to mom, when we were talking about how she never HAD a mid-life crisis, that she should come with us and get HER nose pierced too.
D'oh!!!
But really, WHY were we keeping it a secret anyway??? What's she gonna do, ground us?
She DID say she'd rather we get tattoos....Change of plans?? : )
Jacki, can I get a tattoo?
mom... Im not sure Im in love with this mid life crisis thing your going through... no tattoos!
Well shit. I can't go to Belize, I can't pierce my nose, I can't get a tattoo.
How 'bout I take up knitting -that's a nice safe sport.
Jacki, aren't YOU the one supposed to be getting tattoos and piercings?? It's because you are so mature and never really rebelled that now your mother has to.
Knitting: NOT a mid-life crisis.
Don't you listen to Jacki. She's not the boss of you.
Screw it. I'm gonna shave my head bald.
I am not against piercings. Im just against piercings on my mother who is (not to be rude) a half a century old.
Mom... what does Adam & Ival think? Or do they know???
I know, you probably think Im a brat but this is just... weird!
I feel left out ! All this went on w/o me ! When you get tattoos I expect them to be on your butts so no one can see them. Only you will know. And your grandchildren won't be traumatized, embarassed, humiliated, chagrined, frightened, unable to be seen with you. As the nose thingy will most certainly do. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oy. That's all my fault. You're right, we (ok I) never should have told her.
But she's no match for us, especially cuz there's THREE of us.
Mom, don't make us use the tennis ball and duct tape treatment on you.
Hey, it's YOUR body - do what you want with it!
:)
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