Sunday, May 31, 2009
Look at This!!!!
Mom and I were on our way to a Turner family picnic tonight - driving in her Caddy. She's a beautiful red caddy and mom keeps her spic and span. Until now...
We were driving over the hill when all of a sudden my dear, sweet seventy-something, extremely classy mother excitedly announces, "Oh look, I almost forgot to show you, a bird crapped a fish on my windshield!"
"OH. MY. GOD!"
"You know I can't wash my car now."
"Well, what if you forget and turn your windshield wipers on?"
"I'll have a little awning built for it. Or an umbrella."
"Nope, that won't work. You're going to have to get some of that clear packing tape and put over it and seal it real good around the edges."
"Ok, that'll work."
We then decided it was too bad the bird didn't crap The Virgin Mary or Mickey Mouse. Mom would be rich right now...
We were driving over the hill when all of a sudden my dear, sweet seventy-something, extremely classy mother excitedly announces, "Oh look, I almost forgot to show you, a bird crapped a fish on my windshield!"
"OH. MY. GOD!"
"You know I can't wash my car now."
"Well, what if you forget and turn your windshield wipers on?"
"I'll have a little awning built for it. Or an umbrella."
"Nope, that won't work. You're going to have to get some of that clear packing tape and put over it and seal it real good around the edges."
"Ok, that'll work."
We then decided it was too bad the bird didn't crap The Virgin Mary or Mickey Mouse. Mom would be rich right now...
I'm no biologist (but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night), and I believe fish is a crappie.
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Anon, you are quick.
ReplyDeleteI had forgotten that and the intelligent conversation that took place. But it was the PERFECT fish. Glad there are pictures or that would still be on that windshield.
Hhahahahahaha! I think it WAS a crappie!
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