Monday, May 19, 2008

Looking For Mr. Right In Your 70s...

Athletic: he can get to the bathroom with a walker

Average looking: his nose and ears have only doubled in size

Free spirit: can go out to dinner if you drive

Friendship first: he can't get it up and will wait to see if its worth it to invest in viagra

Fun: loves to watch Lawrence Welk

Good looking: see average looking

Huggable: needs someone to lean on

Mature: just barely this side of death

Open minded: checks his zipper

Physically fit: can shuffle a good 10 feet without walker

Poetic: remembers jokes that start, There was a girl from Nantucket--

Stable: invested in a GOOD walker

Thoughtful: remembers your name

7 comments:

  1. EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

    but at least he has a wild sense of humor!

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  2. PS. Mom, I think "Free spirit" means he's dating at least 2 other women....and that's regardless of his age!

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  3. You're a grandmother, you're not supposed to have NAKED MEN ON YOUR BLOG!

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  4. I agree with Kate, EEEWwwwwww!!!

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  5. Well, technically he's not naked. However, it kinda makes me sick, so I'm working a case today but as soon as I get home, I'll write a new blog so I can get him off here.

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