Athletic: he can get to the bathroom with a walker
Average looking: his nose and ears have only doubled in size
Free spirit: can go out to dinner if you drive
Friendship first: he can't get it up and will wait to see if its worth it to invest in viagra
Fun: loves to watch Lawrence Welk
Good looking: see average looking
Huggable: needs someone to lean on
Mature: just barely this side of death
Open minded: checks his zipper
Physically fit: can shuffle a good 10 feet without walker
Poetic: remembers jokes that start, There was a girl from Nantucket--
Stable: invested in a GOOD walker
Thoughtful: remembers your name
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletebut at least he has a wild sense of humor!
PS. Mom, I think "Free spirit" means he's dating at least 2 other women....and that's regardless of his age!
ReplyDeleteYou're a grandmother, you're not supposed to have NAKED MEN ON YOUR BLOG!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Kate, EEEWwwwwww!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, technically he's not naked. However, it kinda makes me sick, so I'm working a case today but as soon as I get home, I'll write a new blog so I can get him off here.
ReplyDeleteYeah, NEW PHOTO!!! Please.
ReplyDeleteGood girl ! THANK YOU !
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