Twitter...

Ok, I shouldn't make fun of something which I know nothing about, but heck, you know me!

I listen to a lot of talk radio when I'm driving, I read several blogs and facebook, and I watch tv. Everybody is talking about Twitter. Now, from what I understand, you're supposed to "Tweet" in 140 charachters or less (or something like that) as often as you can throughout the day to let people know what you're doing. And, you're supposed to find a "flock" of followers - or actaully, they're more like stalkers. Everybody who's anybody is doing it.

Aston Kutcher, Britney Spears, Snoop Dog, Tina Fey, Sarah Palin, and yes, even our President Barak Obama "Twitter". Ok, I have to admit, it might be semi-interesting to see what the Pres has to say during the day, but really, do I care if Brit is "sitn at a rd lit on the crnr of rodeo dr watn 4 it 2 chng"? Do I really care if you've been "sitn at the dr ofice 4 hrs nd I wsh I cld chrg hm 4 makn me L8 4 wrk"?

Then, there's the biggest question - WHAT IF YOU'RE A MIME???? How does a mime twitter? I think it would be something like this -

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So, when the end comes, and it will for all of us, will God ask us "So what have you done with your life?" and our answer will be "O, well, havn't u bn readng my tweets?"