I know, I've used this picture before, but she looks SO MUCH like me. She even dresses like me - except she's not wearing lime green socks. I think I'm gonna get me one of those pretty hair things too...
Yesterday...
I was in my bathroom putting on makeup. I've got this handy-dandy stuff I put on for "deep wrinkles". Adam, my dear-sweet-wonderful-smart-ass-14-year-old walked in and asked "What's that?"
"It's deep wrinkle cream to keep my wrinkles from getting worse."
Without blinking he replied "You should have started using that a LONG time ago."
I hope he lives to be 15...
LMAO!!! <-- that means 'laugh my ass off', mom.
ReplyDeleteI know what that means you idjit!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's funnier: you and Jacki or Adam. But he did try warning you a long time ago: remember when he told you that you had "moldy old skin"? Frankly, I'm surprised he lived to see 14.
ReplyDeleteGee, Jacki, even I knew what that meant. You girls can stop treating anyone over 50 as senile now ! cuz we isn't. A little forgetful at times, with "moldy old skin" but there are some profound thoughts every once in awhile ! I forget now what my last one was.
ReplyDeleteUh, when you hurt Adam, can I watch?
Yea, he started called me "old and moldy" about 10 years ago. Elmer and I never should have reproduced...
ReplyDeleteI think you have nice wrinkles
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, if anonymous is Elmer, then that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
ReplyDeleteI agree with anonymous. I'll take wrinkles over botoxed, frankensteinish faces anyday.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Im also LMAO! Thats good stuff!!
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