Home Security System...

We've installed a new security system - and it didn't cost that much! In fact, you could have one too.

I went to a second-hand store and bought a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots and placed them on our front porch - along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

I put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

Then just to be extra cautious, I left a note on door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

"Cooter"